9. HOMER SIMPSON
Homer is not a bright man. (He has referred to his home as ''that...building...thingy... where our beds and TV...is.'') But what The Simpsons' nuclear safety inspector lacks in smarts, he makes up for in heart, laziness, and appetite. Let's admire a conversation that he had with his brain upon discovering a $20 bill under the couch:
Homer: [Disappointed] ''Aww, twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut.''
Brain: ''Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.''
Homer: ''Explain how.''
Brain: ''Money can be exchanged for goods and services.''
Homer: ''Woo-hoo!''

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