WORST
1. DIRT (FX)
How do you screw up a ruthless tabloid-magazine editor ruling Los Angeles with her gossip and schemes? And yet, this glump of a story wouldn't be entertaining even if Courteney Cox masturbated in every single episode. (Oh, wait, she pretty much did.) The crew behind this leaden mess should watch a real romp like Dirty Sexy Money before inflicting season 2 on us.

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