10.19.07
WORST PREGNANCY COVER-UPS
We respect a star's right to privacy especially when it comes to matters of the womb — but if you're going to go on stage in front of thousands in an aquamarine tent, you've lost our sympathy vote. Chief offender Jennifer Lopez embarked on a 16-city tour with hubby Marc Anthony, wardrobed in what looked like Bea Arthur's stolen muumuus, refusing to comment all the way. Runner-up Christina Aguilera took another approach, sporting curve-hugging getups (including at the Emmys, left) and an ever-growing belly, all the while staying mum on the mommy issue.