ROSEANNE BARR
roseanneworld.com/blog

ANGLE: Rants against the president and the Iraq war. Plus stuff like this (all caps hers): ''WHY CAN'T I SHUT UP? NOT ROCK THE BOAT? WHY AM I ON A CRUSADE TO TALK ABOUT JESUS AS A JEW, WHEN NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR IT? I AM SHE WHO IS AND IS NOT YET...WHO HAS BECOME SHE WHO IS, AND EVER WILL BE.''

HIGH POINT: ''I love roasted garlic with wine and crackers so much it's insane!!!''

LOW POINT: ''I have decided to freeze registration and remove all right-wingers.''

VERDICT: That Kabbalah stuff really found a serious student here. We'd like our old Rosie back, please. C+