BRITNEY SPEARS
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ANGLE: Oops, I posted again.

HIGH POINT: Sadly, none in recent memory. Her gushiest moments are about her dogs: ''I have a new dog named Lucky and I just bought her a new dresser for her room.''

LOW POINT: In early July, she atoned for her pre-rehab, post-shaved outburst at photographers: ''I apologize to the pap for a stunt that was done 4 months ago regarding an umbrella. I was preparing my character for a role in a movie...,'' she says. ''Unfortunately I didn't get the part.''

VERDICT: A bad excuse for a blog, especially after she discontinued the über-juicy ''stream of consciousness'' section and deleted the archives. D