SOUTH PARK
Who is Cartman's Daddy?, Season 1
Ever wonder who sired chubby, potty-mouthed Cartman? So did he. This season 1 ender followed his quest to nab the man that ''put his who-who dilly'' in Mrs. Cartman's ''cha-cha'' and impregnated her at South Park's Annual Drunken Barn Dance years earlier. The suspects? Well...Chef, Chief Running Waters, Jimbo, Officer Barbrady, Mr. Garrison, Jesus, the Denver Broncos, and Kyle's dad, among others. And even the show-ending DNA test barely narrowed down that field. Then those cheeky South Park guys left us with the twisted cliffhanger, ''Who is Eric Cartman's father?'' and held back the answer (hint: It's not even near who you think) until the second episode of season 2. You bastards! —Aubry D'Arminio
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