12. SOUTH PARK
''Mr. Hankey the Xmas Poo'' (1997)
The kind version is that Mr. Hankey is the modern equivalent of Charlie Brown's Christmas tree, helping to bring the town's Jews and Christians together to realize the true meaning of the season. The gross version is that Kyle is besties with a talking piece of crap who likes smearing himself on people, and taking baths in their coffee.
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