HOWARD THE DUCK (1986)

The late Steve Gerber's Marvel Comic of the same name was a trippy countercultural landmark of the '70s. The movie is one of the worst — of any kind — to come along since Plan 9 From Outer Space. We're not gonna tell you anything about what happens in the movie, other than to say that Howard comes to Earth from Duckworld and he knows ''Quack Fu.'' One more thing to blame executive producer George Lucas for. —Marc Bernardin