THE GUEST Meryl Streep

THE CHARACTER Jessica Lovejoy (from ''Bart's Girlfriend,'' 1994)

One of Springfield's all-time best hell raisers. Rev. Lovejoy's seemingly angelic daughter returned from boarding school and won Bart's heart, but soon revealed herself to be a naughty little vixen when she stole the church collection plate and let Bart take the fall: ''If you tell, no one will believe you,'' Oscar winner Streep memorably cooed. ''Remember, I'm the sweet, perfect minister's daughter, and you're just yellow trash.''