Hey, didja hear the one about the funny folks we predict will be the next Chris Rocks and Sarah Silvermans -- including Aziz Ansari, Liz Cackowski, and John Mulaney? Oof, we gotta work on our delivery...
Why We Think He'll Be Big When we were teens, our great accomplishment was a good fake ID. At 18,
Burnham has already conquered YouTube with wry songs like ''My Whole
Family...'' (they think he's gay). That led to an upcoming Comedy Central
special and a job writing the script and songs for a Judd Apatow high
school musical comedy.
Why He Thinks He'll Be Big ''Because I bought a lot of stock in Xanax. What's so great about that is, when the stock market goes down, Xanax stock goes up.''