Why We Think He'll Be Big When we were teens, our great accomplishment was a good fake ID. At 18,
Burnham has already conquered YouTube with wry songs like ''My Whole
Family...'' (they think he's gay). That led to an upcoming Comedy Central
special and a job writing the script and songs for a Judd Apatow high
school musical comedy.
Why He Thinks He'll Be Big ''Because I bought a lot of stock in Xanax. What's so great about that is, when the stock market goes down, Xanax stock goes up.''
Hey, didja hear the one about the funny folks we predict will be the next Chris Rocks and Sarah Silvermans -- including Aziz Ansari, Liz Cackowski, and John Mulaney? Oof, we gotta work on our delivery...