KÖÖSH
BASED ON: Koosh Ball
In a poorly lit factory outside Portland, a worker is caught in a rubber filament-sorting machine. Across the ocean in Seoul, a small child brings a favorite toy to school for show and tell. A rebel uprising in Tanzania is stoked by the explosion of a militia jeep, its exhaust pipe clogged by a fun, multicolored plaything. Life. Death. Köösh. We are all connected.
Tagline: ''See it. You know it's winning Oscars.''
Dream Cast: Shohreh Aghdashloo, Ken Watanabe, Rosie O'Donnell
''Transformers'' is cool and all, but why stop there? There's lots more merchandise from the 1980s crying out for big-screen adaptation -- can we get some love for a Care Bears or Rubik's Cube flick?