Ellen DeGeneres's second outing as Oscars host started strong. Joking about Jared Leto's luscious ombre locks and Jonah Hill's exposed member
, she even stirred the pot with a cheeky (and ultimately prophetic) closer to her monologue: ''We should get started. It's going to be an exciting night. Anything can happen, so many different possibilities. Possibility number one: 12 Years a Slave
wins Best Picture. Possibility number two: You're all racists. And now please welcome our first white presenter, Anne Hathaway.''