Some ''Idol'' performances leave us crying with joy, but this baker's dozen of catastrophes from show finalists had us sobbing for entirely different reasons. Count down with us -- if you dare. And, yes, Sanjaya's in the house...
13. TIM URBAN, ''Under My Thumb'' (Season 9)
Putting aside the fact that the Rolling Stones' sexually aggressive ditty has no place on the supposedly family-friendly Idol stage, Tim's emotionally tone-deaf, reggae-fied(!) rendition was cataclysmically jarring. We'll never forget the sound of the polite Texan straining his voice and reciting the lines ''Under my thumb/ The squirming dog who's just had her day'' as if he were singing ''Kumbaya.'' Yowza.
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