10. Elijah Liu
Ewww. Bieber Lite. Nicki Minaj's super-helpful note to Elijah was that he was a ''little star'' and that she wanted to have his babies. He's 18, so it's okay. Classy, even. Legal. She'd sign him today, based on his ''most marketable face/voice combination.'' Gag me. What is this, The X Factor?