9. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
Let's set aside for a moment that costar Gemma Arterton looks like she has hip dysplasia, and focus instead on the illegible title script, the tiny sub-title ''Witch Hunters'' i.e. the entire friggin' premise of the movie and the unfortunate words ''January 2013.'' (Also: You do not hide Jeremy Renner's arms. Ever.)