WAYNE NEWTON AND CHERYL BURKE
Mr. Las Vegas is right at home in the god-awful costumes required for DWTS. Unfortunately, he's a truly horrible dancer. It's not even cute, like it usually is with the old guy. Honestly, it'd be less creepy if the show honored him with a wax statue standing near the judges' podium instead of engaging with the real deal, who often appears to be melting on stage.
SECRET WEAPON Shoe-polish hair dye to become a magical dance serum that gradually seeps into his skull.
Image Credit: Carol Kaelson
Will it be Helio Castroneves? Jennie Garth? Or...Wayne Newton?! Based on the first two weeks of competition, we rank the remaining 10 couples and predict who'll stick around for the cha-cha-championship round