Captain Jack Sparrow
Why We'd Follow Him Anywhere: In addition to bearing a striking resemblance to Johnny Depp, this is the one captain for whom we'd willingly climb aboard the Black Pearl. He's fun, he's got an unorthodox way of getting things done, and he's managed to turn a somewhat lame Disney ride into a multibillion-dollar franchise worldwide. ''The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow,'' indeed.