In which Moore was paid a then-record $12.5 million to go topless. Okay, she also did some ''acting'' in this dreadful flashdancer-with-a-heart-of-gold saga. But nothing she should be proud of. Not only does Striptease suck, it makes Showgirls look like Schindler's List. And all that Annie Lennox music didn't help. Watching Moore writhe around on all fours, you don't just feel embarrassed for her; you experience a profound existential malaise.
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What the hell is he/she doing in THAT?! From Sean Connery in ''Never Say Never Again'' to Bill Murray in ''Garfield'' to Judi Dench in ''Riddick,'' the roles that make us think the attraction just had to be the paycheck