Lesson: There is a time and place to give away your ''flower.''

It's probably not prom, and it's definitely not on a children's playground — especially if you couldn't do it on a nearby bench because a bum was sleeping there. These were just a few challenges faced by Jess Day (Zooey Deschanel) during her four-year quest to become a New Woman. Sure, Jess's sexual misadventure with the antidepressant-popping fellow above actually led her to lose it in a pretty spectacular fashion (firefighters who bring the heat for the win!), but any attempts to replicate her success most certainly fall under the ''Don't try this at home'' category.