Played by: Taylor Schilling
Rap Sheet: WASPy New Yorker sentenced to 15 months in prison for smuggling drug money.
On the Outside: Though she's the star of Orange, Schilling still hasn't sat down to watch the entire series yet. ''Someday I'll do the ultimate binge-watch.''
Coming Up: Piper spends time in solitary for her Christmas-pageant showdown with Pennsatucky, and later unexpectedly crosses paths with Alex who screws her over yet again.