Dallas (Cheryl Hines) on Suburgatory
How could anyone not love Dallas? Sure, she looks as plastic as a Barbie doll, but at her heart, she's a loving mother who ditches her unfaithful husband and buys her daughter a kangaroo to make up for it. So why is she still dressed like a trophy wife? Gold lamé dresses and feathery boas do not an modern woman make.