1. John Mellencamp debuts song with lyrics cowritten by 7-year-old Nickelodeon contest winner
As long as the phrases ''little ditty 'bout'' and ''suckin' on a chili dog'' appear, I smell smash success
Image Credit: John Mellencamp: Getty Images for Nickelodeon
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