Tonight's Best
A DAILY GUIDE TO NOTABLE SHOWS by Alynda Wheat
Must Watch of the WeekSeason Finale, Part 1House
B+The season ends with a two-part concept episode that concludes next week: After a massive bus accident, House (Hugh Laurie) finds himself in a nudie bar. How did he get there? Why was he on the bus? Why does he insist a mystery passenger is dying? It isn't every day that the doctor diagnoses himself: A cocktail of freaky hallucinations and hazy memories (one with Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst as a bartender) may help solve the puzzle if he doesn't collapse first. It could be that the doctor merely has a concussion, or it could be that you're a House fan and you know better than that. Either way, the mind trips are a gas who knew Cuddy (Lisa Edelstein) could work a stripper pole?
Howard TV On Demand: Bowling Beauties
Appears to be a regulation tourney, but in bikinis and stiletto bowling shoes. Go ahead, watch: They pay me to list, not to judge you. That part I do for free.
Season PremiereAmerican Gladiators
And since we clearly weren't planning on doing any critical thinking tonight, let's keep the ball rolling by avoiding any pesky actors or plots…
Season FinaleSamantha Who?
Sam thinks her sort-of ex-boyfriend's still-current girlfriend is lying to keep him. Despicable! Once you start lying to a man who's cheating on you, how can he ever trust you again?
Season FinaleMedium
Zoinks! Allison investigates a haunted house. No word on whether Shaggy and the Mystery Machine will make a cameo.
CSI: Miami
Tom Sizemore guests as a PI, because everyone deserves a second chance. Or is it 42nd by now?
Sex: The Revolution
You may not believe it, but there was life before Internet porn and bisexual reality stars. The first episode in VH1's four-part series about the sexual revolution reveals how the square '50s became the swinging '60s, thanks in part to Playboy and the pill. Yakking heads include Erica Jong and Hugh Hefner, but Danny Glover steals the show, commenting that the hippie-era Haight-Ashbury was ''about taking mescaline and getting laid.'' Nowadays we're guessing the Lethal Weapon star is way too old for that s----. B+ Clark Collis


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