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The River
If you bought a night-light after watching Paranormal Activity (not that we know anyone who did...), keep it on for the latest project from Paranormal director Oren Peli. Filmed in that same docu-horror style, this creepy drama follows Emmet Cole (Bruce Greenwood), a wildlife-TV host who's disappeared in the Amazon. When his wife (Leslie Hope) and son (Joe Anderson) enlist a TV crew to find him, they discover that something doesn't want them in the jungle. ''This is a show about a family putting themselves back together again and also getting the living s--- scared out of them,'' says co-creator Michael R. Perry. The solid pilot, which fills in important background, leads to a genuinely terrifying second episode. Three words: evil baby dolls. Melissa Maerz

Glee
Ricky Martin guest-stars as a night school teacher! Is someone going to bang?

NCIS
Congrats on the 200th episode, Mark Harmon! Considering Gibbs ends up staring down the barrel of a gun tonight, perhaps we should hold the celebration for another milestone.

The Biggest Loser
Bob and Dolvett are suspended over water and it's up to the teams to save their trainer from being dunked. Hmmm... all trainers are tied up? Pizza break!

New Girl
Jess makes it her mission to get the cranky landlord to like her. Obviously she never learned that landlord DNA has a strong adorkable aversion strand.

Jersey Couture
Season two of the oxymoron premieres tonight!
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