Tonight's Best TV

A Daily Guide to Notable Shows by Clark Collis

8:00 ABC Season Premiere

Extreme Weight Loss

Chris Powell sets out to help twins David and Rebecca, who collectively weigh 868 pounds (and that is not a typo).

9:00 OWN Season Premiere

The Haves And the Havenots

John Schneider from the Dukes of Hazzard is no longer a good ol' boy, never meaning' no harm,—in this new show from Tyler Perry, he is in fact a powerful judge who has tawdry affairs with high-priced escorts.

10:00 CBS Series Debut

Brooklyn DA

This six-part series looks at the 500-strong army of lawyers who work for the Brooklyn district attorney's office—all of whom, I imagine, will sue CBS if they don't like the result.