Tonight's Best TV

A Daily Guide to Notable Shows by Clark Collis

8:00 ABC

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D

Coulson and the team seeks refuge in the very last place anyone would look — where, hopefully, they will also find my house keys.

8:00 Fox

Glee

The boys get tested for sexually transmitted diseases. The good news? If they do well, then it's off to the VD regionals!

9:00 ABC Season Premiere

Celebrity Wife Swap

The second most famous Jackson brother swaps his wife for the ex-girlfriend of the fourth most famous Baldwin brother. Okay, it's Jermaine and Daniel. But seriously people, this is all just basic mathematics!