Tonight's Best TV
A DAILY GUIDE TO NOTABLE SHOWS
Are You There, Chelsea?
Seth Meyers' younger brother Josh guest-stars as a doc who goes deep-sea fishing with Chelsea. Little Joshie is finally a doctor? Mama Meyers is kvelling!

American Idol
The eighth night of auditions which is remarkable for no reason except that eight is my favorite number. And it's the last tedious auditions round because tomorrow night Hollywood Week begins!

Modern Family
Mitchell and Cameron move in with Jay and Gloria when their house is being fumigated. I have a bad feeling Jay is going to end up sitting on a couch watching TV with a hand down his pants, Al Bundy-style.

Criminal Minds
Down-on-his-luck actor Dean Cain plays a down-on-his-luck gambler.

Happy Endings
Valentine's Day isn't for six days, but it's not too early for our favorite Chicago friends to point out just how sucky a holiday it can be.

Top Chef: Texas
The chefs work with the kitchen ingredients while blindfolded. Who's the guest judge? Mickey Rourke?

