Season finale

America's Next Top Model

First of all, don't get too excited over Eddie Murphy's cameo in tonight's finale. He gets about 1.3 seconds of screen time finding his seat at a fashion show, where his daughter walks the runway alongside finalists in gold glitter and messy hairdos meant to pass as high fashion. As for Nicole, the red-maned art student who admits to eating alone in bathroom stalls, and Laura, the Kentucky native whose grandmother sews her unfortunate outfits? One will win and the other will be left with the haunting memory of Miss J's ginormous sleeves. B