Tonight's Best TV
A DAILY GUIDE TO NOTABLE SHOWS
30 Rock
Liz and Criss celebrate Valentine's Day by shopping for a dining-room table at IKEA. Because this is a one-hour episode, I'm guessing they get sidetracked by Swedish meatballs and lingonberry jam.

American Idol
Hollywood Week!!!! And cue the tense music as we try to figure out if the front or back line is going home.

Rob
Rob asks Hector to teach him Spanish so he can understand what Maggie's family is saying. Um, Rob, perhaps you should try shelling out dinero for a Rosetta Stone DVD?

Swamp People
The men head out for the state-sanctioned 30-day alligator-hunting season. The other 335 days of the year are when the alligators head out on a nature-sanctioned human-hunting season.

Up All Night
Ava and Kevin have an epic fight. About whether or not the Scorsese bit was funny at the SAG Awards?

Inside Comedy
We find out what goes on inside the comedic mind of Steve Carell. (A guess: ''Phew. I dodged a bullet leaving The Office before this lame season!'')

