Tonight's Best TV
A DAILY GUIDE TO NOTABLE SHOWS by Jessica Shaw
General Hospital
We’re not exactly sure why Golden Globe winner James Franco decided to take time out from his successful film career to do a two-month stint on ABC’s most popular daytime drama, but hell if we’re going to complain. Soaps aren’t exactly feeling the love these days (don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Guiding Light)! Take your pay cut or else, Eric Braeden!), so it’s nice when an actor like Franco can appreciate how millions of viewers still want their stories. And he’s got a juicy one of his own, as a mysterious artist named Franco (hey, if you’ve got a soap name, use it!) who emerges as a key suspect in Claudia’s murder. Who’s Claudia, you say? Who cares? All that matters is the smoking-hot star of Pineapple Express is rocking Port Charles. So it’s time you pay it a visit too. Lynette Rice
Season premiereShameless
It’s so cute how the Brits think they can top our lowbrow humor with this tacky and profane family comedy. I have four words for them: Married. With. Children. Reruns.
Ugly Betty
Wilhelmina stops caring about her appearance? That is completely unacceptable behavior. What is she going to do next? Start eating?
White Collar
Peter and Neal cover a case in Chinatown and take part in Pai Gow. Which is less delicious than it sounds. It’s just a card game. See? Not delicious. Unless you eat paper.
VH1 Storytellers: Foo Fighters
Dave Grohl is a true rock star at a time when those magical creatures seem to be in short supply; he is also one of the funniest men in any business. Tonight, he and his band brethren play the hits, tell the tales of how they came to be and, of course, fight foo. Whitney Pastorek





