Kick Buttowski -- Suburban Daredevil

Are the suburbs keeping Clarence Buttowski from a life of badassitude? Or the fact that his name means ''Give me a wedgie now''?

Men's Alpine Skiing: Downhill

Back in 2006, world champion Bode Miller seemed to mistake the Olympics for a frat party, blowing every event and talking about skiing intoxicated. The next year, he went and quit the U.S. ski team. Thankfully, he's back and, after a 2008 World Cup win, racing in top form. Will a medal tonight at Whistler mountain kick-start an American ski party? Easy there, Bode. Let's hold off on Miller time for now.

Series debut

Survivors

Ninety percent of the world's population succumbs to a flu pandemic, and the remaining rainbow coalition of survivors wanders aimlessly through deserted U.K. streets in this '70s-series remake. Imagine the early parts of 28 Days Later stretched out to a feature-length pilot. It's the end for the world as we know it, and I feel bored. C —Keith Staskiewicz

Bill Maher...But I'm not wrong

Despite your curious affection for shiny-fabric suits, I'm inclined to agree.