Teleflora Presents America's Favorite Mom

Donny and Marie Osmond hosting a Mother's Day special? Donny was as skeptical as you are. ''Oh, yeah, that's exactly what America needs,'' he said when he heard the idea. “Why don’t we pass out the insulin shots afterward?” But the chance to honor moms of all stripes (including his late mother, Olive) was too good to pass up. The mominees also get a shot at $250K, while the audience gets a little song and dance — a taste of the siblings' upcoming Vegas act. And if you get weepy, don’t say you weren’t warned. ''It's going to be very sentimental,'' says the man who should know.

Go, Lance, Go!

The Simpsons

Lance Armstrong doing cartoons seems vaguely Secret Talents of the Stars to us — and you see how well that went.

Everybody Hates Chris

No, everybody hates Rochelle. Especially when she pulls mean mom stuff like making Chris return his Mother's Day gift. It's almost like she lacks the maternal martyr gene.

Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

People in need will get a nice home. You will cry. Oh, shoot, was that a spoiler? My bad.

Season Finale

Survivor Micronesia

See who wins…

Hollywood Habitat for Humanity

You think Jimmy Carter's just gonna sit around jaw-jacking with Dustin Hoffman, Garth Brooks, and Robin Williams? Heck, no, there are houses to build, and they've got hands.

Caught on Safari: Battle at Kruger

That horrific YouTube video of lions and a croc fighting over a baby buffalo somehow finds its way to legit TV.

American Dad

Ed Helms and Raven-Symoné together? Well, it'd have to be a cartoon or a dumb-ass buddy cop flick. And don't think for a second that's not being greenlit as we speak.

Survivor: Micronesia Reunion Special

…and then find out how much the other contestants hated him/her.