Tonight's Best TV

A DAILY GUIDE TO NOTABLE SHOWS by Jessica Shaw

NOON-5PM
Fox

Daytona 500

Will Jimmie Johnson win his fifth championship? I'm told millions of people care.

7-11PM
NBC

Women's Alpine Skiing: Super Combine

Wanna know how badass Lindsey Vonn is? In 2006 she wiped out during an Olympic practice run, got airlifted off the mountain, was hospitalized, then returned to race. Girl power!

8-9PM
CBS
Season premiere

The Amazing Race 16

If you aren't one of the 40 million people who have seen former Miss Teen USA contestant Caitlin Upton answer a question about geography, get thee to your nearest YouTube. And then pray she can find the airport tonight.

8-11PM
Investigation Discovery
Series debut

Prison Wives

I guess it's a good night for this 13-part documentary series to premiere, considering the people who'd relate most can't exactly have a romantic dinner with their spouses.

8:30PM-CONCLUSION
TNT

2010 NBA All-Star Game

I have the hugest crush on Steve Nash. He's sensitive (read: short), artsy (read: long-haired), and super popular (hey, he was voted onto the All-Star team). For those reasons and not one more, I hereby give the Valentine's Day present of watching the All-Star game to my husband, Steve. Love you! (And, uh, that other Steve, too.)

8:30-9PM
Fox, TV-14-DLV

The Cleveland Show

First, she played a whore in Nine. Tonight, she plays a high-maintenance cat lover. We applaud your range, Fergie.

9-10PM
TLC, TV-14-DLS

Sextistics: Your Love Life

How does your love life measure up? If you're watching TV now, not well.

9-11PM
ABC, TV-PG

Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

Tyler Perry is this week's ''Get on the Bus'' celeb. I keep waiting for someone to say, ''Yeah, thanks for the bus offer, but I'll stick to my chauffeured Mercedes.''