Tonight's Best TV
A DAILY GUIDE TO NOTABLE SHOWS by Jessica Shaw
Season premiereRuby
You might actually cheer out loud when Ruby Gettinger, the show's bubbly heroine who once weighed 716 pounds, pulls on her first pair of jeans. ''This is a new world,'' she says between grunts of denim yanking. ''I do not know how girls do it. Lordy, I do not get it. I am sweatin'!'' Just wait until she rags on ''chubby chasers'' or dresses down her friend's son for ordering fried rice. But when things get serious like when she talks about her missing childhood memories Ruby will feel like a friend you can't help rooting for. B+
Daytona 500
Will Jimmie Johnson win his fifth championship? I'm told millions of people care.
Women's Alpine Skiing: Super Combine
Wanna know how badass Lindsey Vonn is? In 2006 she wiped out during an Olympic practice run, got airlifted off the mountain, was hospitalized, then returned to race. Girl power!
Season premiereThe Amazing Race 16
If you aren't one of the 40 million people who have seen former Miss Teen USA contestant Caitlin Upton answer a question about geography, get thee to your nearest YouTube. And then pray she can find the airport tonight.
Series debutPrison Wives
I guess it's a good night for this 13-part documentary series to premiere, considering the people who'd relate most can't exactly have a romantic dinner with their spouses.
2010 NBA All-Star Game
I have the hugest crush on Steve Nash. He's sensitive (read: short), artsy (read: long-haired), and super popular (hey, he was voted onto the All-Star team). For those reasons and not one more, I hereby give the Valentine's Day present of watching the All-Star game to my husband, Steve. Love you! (And, uh, that other Steve, too.)
The Cleveland Show
First, she played a whore in Nine. Tonight, she plays a high-maintenance cat lover. We applaud your range, Fergie.
Sextistics: Your Love Life
How does your love life measure up? If you're watching TV now, not well.
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
Tyler Perry is this week's ''Get on the Bus'' celeb. I keep waiting for someone to say, ''Yeah, thanks for the bus offer, but I'll stick to my chauffeured Mercedes.''






