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Project Runway All Stars recap: 'Luck Be a Lady'

The designers test their luck in a fashion gamble—with lots of brocade.

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DICES WILD Fabio hopes for the best as the dice decide his fate; Alyssa cheers. (Pawel Kaminski/Lifetime)

Project Runway All Stars

Season 4, Ep. 6 | Aired Dec 11

“When you say the word brocade, my brain explodes.” —Isaac Mizrahi

Isaac, we know how you feel. Going into this week’s episode of Project Runway All Stars you may or may not have actually known what “brocade” was (I only had a vague idea). BUT YOU DEFINITELY KNOW NOW. According to Michelle, it is “a woven textile, and through the weave it should create a pattern… [it] can be a really heavy stodgy fabric.”

And brocade was heavy in this episode. It started when Alyssa announced the challenge: a fashion gamble. The designers get to throw two dice; one for a type of fabric, one for the type of event. It seemed that the dice was weighted on the brocade side because the way it shook out, a Brocade Brigade emerged. The official results:

Fabio: Denim, Masquerade Ball
Sonjia: Brocade, Bachelorette Party
Sam: Brocade, Awards Ceremony
Michelle: Lace, Gallery Opening
Justin: Silk, Gallery Opening
Helen: Brocade, Awards Ceremony (which created an “unofficial fashion face off,” according to Alyssa, because it was the same combo as Sam)
Gunnar: Brocade, Masquerade Ball
Jay: Denim, Sunday Brunch
Dmitry: Velvet (“Velvet? I’d rather shoot myself to be honest”), Gallery Opening

With $150 worth of fabric and one day, the designers get to work. Some have very clear inspiration—Sonjia using her own bachelorette party as a guide; Gunnar, butterflies and a cocoon—and others are a little more lost, a.k.a. Fabio and his ”cowboys and construction workers” denim. (Apparently he’s never heard of a little label called Ralph Lauren.)

When Zanna comes in, she informs the designers that the winning look will be featured in Marie Claire—on host Alyssa Milano. This clearly ups the ante. So much that Helen loses her mind for a bit and starts telling Zanna how she plays Russian roulette with her godmother. Either Zanna didn’t catch it or she has the BEST poker face because this doesn’t seem to alarm her. Later when the designers make Helen aware of what she said, she laughs at how she probably just terrified Zanna: “That’s why she gave me a good critique.”

This moment highlights something that’s great about All Stars: The designers have such good rapport. It’s partly because they picked a cast that meshes well, but it’s also because they seem to be more relaxed than their first times at Runway. True, the stakes are (arguably) higher, but most of them seem to be doing this for fun, not because they need to “make it.” And that lends to a camaraderie that isn’t typical on regular Runway.

This ease with one another also leads to collaboration, which isn’t something we’re used to seeing. The designers critique one another’s looks in a way that’s usually helpful—except when it’s not. There were two instances of this tonight. Let’s call them Brocade-gate and Club Girl-gate.

In Brocade-gate, Michelle went around the room saying how much she thought Sonjia’s fabric wasn’t brocade. She went so far as to have other designers look at the fabric up close when Sonjia left the room. Being a “good friend,” Fabio confronts her about it when she comes back. It went something like this:

Fabio: Sonjia, was that fabric on the brocade wall? Because it’s not brocade.
Sonjia: Yes, it is.
Fabio: No, it’s not.
Sonjia: Yes, it is.
Fabio: No, it’s not.
Sonjia: Yes, it is.
Fabio: No, it’s not.
Sonjia: Ooookay, I guess I’ll change it.

And that’s the end of Brocade-gate. One of these days, I will learn that events in previews are never as salacious in the actual episodes; but those clever editors get me every time.

Club Girl-gate didn’t wrap up as sweetly. Helen decided to tell Jay that his denim look was more “Club Girl” than “Sunday brunch.” Her intentions seemed to be honorable, but her delivery was horrible—which led to Jay calling her a “beeeeeatch.” As Gunnar says, “This is the point in the competition when the knives are out.” Mildly sharp knives, but knives are out nonetheless.

NEXT: Brocade, brocade, brocade

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