Did I eat bad sushi for dinner? That was my immediate thought after I watched the opening sequence for last night’s Ringer. It was like a fever dream of craziness. Henry was being accused of murder (well that’s sorta fair). Andrew and Catherine were making out. A sniper was eyeing Bridget through a window in a scary warehouse! And then Bridget was lying on a dirty mattress with a gunshot wound! But it turned out to be a flashforward to two days from now. So there were probably too many flashbacks (At one point we flashed back to A YEAR AGO! I can hardly remember last week’s episode) but it’s all in service of them giving us answers…even if I totally forgot the initial question/mystery. Bonus points because no one spent time in an alley way tonight! And the GINORMOUS PORTRAIT was in the background of one of the numerous flashbacks in tonight’s episode.
HENRY MIGHT NEED TO TRY ONLINE DATING
Oh Henry. So the dude just seems in such a rough place with Siobhan and not really knowing what to do about the whole flashdrive situation. He finally approached his father in law about the flashdrive and convinced him to tell the authorities about Martin/Charles. His father-in-law, who has the awesome name Tim, said he would do what’s right. That meant he would turn Henry into the police under suspicion of killing Tyler Barrett. Whoops.
CATHERINE IS FROM THE FUTURE
So Juliet devised a plan to tell her mother that the family’s Palm Springs house was for sale and have her mother buy it because Juliet loved it so much and wanted to keep it in the family. “Oh who cares! Palm Springs is for gays and old people,” said Catherine. Um, gurl, I luv ya but you live in Miami. Who do you think lives there? So Catherine ended up meeting with this dude Toby who was interested in buying the property. Naturally, she called him Toby which instantly made the handsome man less sexy. Truthbomb: there are no sexy Tobys. Remember that ladies when you’re naming children. Anyhoo, Toby wanted the land for some sort of energy blah blah blah thing. Catherine then went to Andrew and offered him $3 million for the property which she claimed came from her dead aunt’s estate. Wow, maybe she’s actually a bad liar. The pair then had drinks and Catherine tried to kiss her way into a deal.
Alas, the Brit wouldn’t take it. He said if she brought back a fair offer then he’d sell her the land. Catherine decided to give all $10 million to buy back the house and went to meet Toby in a crazy power suit that sorta made her look like a futuristic realtor. Well, turns out, Andrew was behind all of this. Juliet had told him a week ago about the scam and he wanted to get his money back. He then threatened to have Catherine’s custody privileges revoked if she ever popped back up around Juliet. Revenge just sounds so much more delicious in a British accent.
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