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The Real Housewives of Dallas recap:
'Making Frenemies'

The ladies head to a strip club, but the residual drama from the Mad Hatter's Tea continues

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The Real Housewives of Dallas

Season 1, Ep. 3 | Aired Apr 25

It’s only episode 3, but the drama on The Real Housewives of Dallas is already going over the top. Throughout “Making Frenemies,” the ladies bonded over strippers and fashion vlogging, developed new friendships, dealt with marital problems, and finally confronted the poop elephant in the room at a disastrous lunch meeting. Not to be crass, but s— really hit the fan. So let’s talk about The Real Housewives of Dallas: Magic Mike Edition

MARY SOLLOSI: It finally happened. The Housewives busted out those dance moves… Brandi tells Cary to “put her party panties on” when she and Stephanie invited her for a girls’ night out. She also promised — and perhaps this was foreshadowing — that, “Stephanie and I get white girl wasted; only I can dance.”

MOLLY SMITH: As excited as I was for the strip club (a strip club on a Housewives show… finally!), I couldn’t get over the fact that Cary has never had a proper bachelorette party — despite having been married three times. But she seems on the fence about the locale at first. When they arrive at the strip club, Brandi and Stephanie greet the owner as a friend, and Cary says (MAJOR SHADE ALERT!), “Are they regulars? I know owners of restaurants, not of strip clubs.”

MARY: Yeah, I think she got over it. They definitely upgraded from Jesus Juice to some kind of mixed thing that they definitely do not serve at Mass. They got drunk very quickly.

MOLLY: That probably had a lot to do with what happened next: The emcee asked if one of the girls would dance onstage with the hunky, handsome men wearing shirts that look like Texas flags, and naturally Brandi volunteers — did you know she’s an ex-Dallas Cowboys cheerleader? She never talks about it.

MARY: You know what? I’m not sure I knew that. She should mention it in her tagline.

MOLLY: Brandi really busts out the moves while up there, to the point where Cary says, “Brandi is going balls to the wall. No pun intended.” That pun was ABSOLUTELY intended. The emcee soon made some joke about how they’d have to give Brandi a job if she stayed onstage dancing on everybody any longer.

MARY: You’re not supposed to be giving the strippers lap dances! That’s not how strip clubs work. I’ve seen Magic Mike.

EYES ON STYLE

MARY: Later in the episode, Cary has a very different kind of night. She has former model Tiffany and her musician husband, Aaron, over for a tour of her closet for Tiffany’s blog Sanctuary of Style. Turns out, Mark has carefully curated Cary’s closet over the years, which is pretty adorable. “Thank god for him,” Cary says. “Without him I would dress like a hobo.”

MOLLY: That closet is like his magnum opus. He has an established plastic surgery practice, but this is his pride and joy.

MARY: And you can tell he was pushing for a closet tell-all of his own, like “really, my closet…”

MOLLY: So through all this and a very, um, interesting quip about how Mark should have sister wives, the couples start to bond, and these new friendships lead to some major drama…

AND EYES ON NEW FRIENDS

MOLLY: LeeAnne and Tiffany get together because they’re best friends as they often remind us. They talk about the Mad Hatter’s party, and LeeAnne just can’t let it go because, “In Dallas, you’re guilty by association.”

MARY: A few scenes later, we see Tiffany telling her husband that she’d like to befriend both Stephanie and Cary — because Cary’s the best, and who wouldn’t want to be best friends with her?

MOLLY: Cary, that’s a request if you’re reading this recap.

MARY: The thing is, though, as she tells Aaron, “LeeAnne doesn’t really get along with Cary,” and then Aaron, winning all of our hearts once again, says, “Does LeeAnne get along with anyone, except you?” No. The answer is actually no.

MOLLY: Tiffany later calls herself the peacekeeper, and I think here you really get a sense of that because she wants to be friends with LeeAnne, but also wants to be friends with Cary and Stephanie; she doesn’t want to be totally in the charity world, but she decides she wants to have a charity concert where Aaron can play.

MARY: That’s the two of them killing two birds with one stone: She can really solidify her place within the charity community, and he can establish himself as a musician in Dallas.

NEXT: Drama-rama

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