Slade calls Tamra trash, she gets Slade's ex on the phone, and Jim accuses Peggy of being a stalker in a text. The world needs a shower.
Alexis sneers, Tamra and Gretchen throw jabs, and good egg Donn says his peace.
In the season finale, Vicki cries about her divorce while Tamra goes a little Jersey on Jeana.
Vicki breaks down; Gretchen frets over her Tubba Wubba; Alexis serves mini-croissant sandwiches at her fashion party
Gretchen, Alexis, Peggy, and, inexplicably, Fernanda kick it up in San Antonio; Tamra and Jeana go at it over Simon's arrest
Vicki breaks down, Fernanda and Tamra discuss drunken grope, Jim barks at Alexis to stand up straight like the Bible says.
In "Whine Pairings," Tamra introduces the women to Eddie, Slade is a no-show, and Alexis, overwhelmed by Jim's absence, locks herself in the bathroom.
Slade dares serve Gretchen take-out for her birthday, Tamra flashes gang sign on runway, and banished pair granted cameos.
In a downer of an episode, Gretchen digs her heel deeper into Slade's fat neck while Donn stares morosely into his glass of white (white, dammit!) wine.
Peggy gets new boobs; Tamra and Eddie head to Spain (no tub scenes!); and Gretchen sends Slade on some errands.
In "No Hate," Tamra takes off her top (again), Peggy's 1-year-old takes a meeting with an agent, and a little bit more of Donn's soul dies.
In "Body Shots," Tamra takes Vicki to Cabo to make nice while back at home Peggy's husband takes care of his three girls.
Peggy talks about doing it in the closet. Oh yeah, well Alexis once did it on a chair. And now we know Tamra—chug, chug Eddie!—likes it in the tub.
Vicki dispenses with appropriate managerial conduct in Seattle. Plus, new Housewife Peggy is armed and dangerous.