I want to know exactly what memo cruised through Hollywood, made its way to Beverly Hills, and hell, probably stopped by a Malibu lemon orchard or two to make sure every L.A. dweller knew that 2016 would be the year we talked about O.J. Simpson again and to plan their creative projects accordingly?
There is no one on reality television more unlikable than Faye Resnick. And this is a genre that includes the Property Brothers. The rage against Faye among the Housewives has been building for the past six seasons. Obviously, Camille unleashed her own dislike for her at the Alison DuBois dinner from hell. Lisa Vanderpump has had a couple of run-ins with Resnick that have been unpleasant. Now, it’s new lady Kathryn Edwards’ turn, and she probably has the most understandable bone to pick with Faye: Kathryn got a not-so-pleasant shoutout in Faye’s book about Nicole Brown Simpson.
Guys, Kyle by Alene Too is the new Goop. Or something like that. I mean, it’s at least big enough of a brand to merit a Hamptons pop-up shop. That’s something…right? Well, in any case, we began our episode this week at Kyle’s new store that involves someone named Alene Too, who we never see. She’s like the new Pickles.
On Monday night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, new Housewife Erika Jayne said something that I hope might have changed your life as it did mine: “I think that Erika Jayne — or your own version of Erika Jayne — resides in all of us.” So, I want you to just take a few moments, watch Erika Jayne’s version of Erika Jayne performing in her “Painkillr” music video, and then close your eyes and imagine yourself in those thong-overalls (a thing!), sans bra, rolling around on a bare mattress whil
Happy New Year! Here’s to a 2016 full of more miniature animals!!! Sadly, there are no shrunken creatures in the most recent episode of RHOBH. But there is a trip to the Hamptons. Who knows what kind of magical unicorns exist in those wine-filled acres? Well, I actually do because I’ve been there and really the only thing magical is some Hamptons locals’ lack of aging.
If you’re just looking for a quick snapshot of Tuesday’s RHOBH episode, might I recommend the second scene wherein Lisa Vanderpump enters her backyard talking about “watery poop” and then her husband Ken promptly picks up a swan by the neck and marches him into a waiting SUV? Apparently, dear Hanky’s bowels are a little irritable. Lisa wonders if she can’t just “give him some Imodium and plug that feathery butt up,” which is what I’ve been saying about Ken for years, but in Hanky’s case, a visit to the vet is necessary.
It’s been a week since Tiny Horse-Gate, and I think it’s safe to say none of us are over it. How do you recover from the trauma of not being able to purchase a tiny horse? You buy two! Well that’s at least that’s how Lisa Vanderpump chooses to operate. She also apparently has lots of contacts with access to miniature animals. So Lisa’s pal Hank shows up at her house in an SUV with a pair of mini horses — a mother and a baby.
I don’t know about you all, but I’m really rethinking my purchase of a tiny horse now after tonight’s episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! They appear to be quite problematic and pregnant donkeys can easily pass for them. Does the UN know about this?!?
Everything Kyle Richards knows about Tuscany, she learned from the movies, and everything I know about being a doctor who is capable of diagnosing other humans’ illnesses, I learned from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. So don’t worry — you’re in expert hands here as we dive into what’s shaping up to be the darkest installment of RHOBH since season 2 (which surely cannot be topped, no matter how many how many dental drill sounds we have to hear).
This article originally appeared on PEOPLE.com
After four years of marriage, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Yolanda Foster and her husband, songwriter and record producer David Foster, have decided to end their marriage.
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