After last week’s tease of a possible getaway to help Jacqueline and Teresa reunite, the ladies of New Jersey kick off tonight’s episode with a vacation to end all vacations. Melissa packs four bags’ worth of “essentials,” blowing Teresa’s one bag out of the water. The sisters-in-law take a pit stop at Dolores’ house to load their five bags into her car. Dolores wonders how Melissa could pack so heavily for a weekend spa getaway, fearing a ball gown was hiding in one of her bags.
Welcome to a new week and a winter wonderland in New Jersey! What says cozy fires and white snow more than friendships crumbling? After the blowout between the old friends the night before, Siggy and Dolores decide that visiting Jacqueline to hear all the details would be the best form of support. Siggy stops by Dolores’ under-construction home, calls her a “survivor” as ceiling tiles fall on them, and then they zip to the Laurita home. A snow shoveler, dressed in North Face apparel from head to toe, greets the pair in front of the Laurita home.
We’re only a few episodes into this season of RHONJ, but the drama is already in full force! We begin this week, though, with a ritual of peace. Teresa and Milania attempt to practice yoga, but a late-night call from Melissa prevents them from getting their namaste on. Shockingly (or not), Melissa’s kiddos are walking in New York Fashion Week (again)! In the midst of all the bragging, we’re treated to a flashback of Joe and Melissa taking care of Teresa’s kids during her stint in jail.
Welcome back to the shores of the East Coast! When last we saw the ladies, they were listening to Teresa reveal the “Sisterhood of the Fishy Pants.” Of course, every party has to end, and life goes on. What better note to come back on than Melissa’s ever-present and brass business partner, Jackie, revealing a pile of dog poop in the boutique. Envy-ous? Melissa is just a few days away from her new business venture opening to the public, and it seems there are plenty of last-minute details to handle.
Joe Gorga works hard to support his family, helps his wife Melissa launch her new boutique, and dotes on the couple’s three children. With all that on his plate, he’s bound to get frazzled from time to time — and that’s what happens in an exclusive clip from Sunday’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
“Joey, what are you doing? Lemme see, what are you doing?” says Joe, trying to get his kids to settle down while he’s on the phone with Melissa. “C’mon Gino, cut it out. Cut it out.”
The clever beginning to this week’s episode of RHONJ let’s us all take a look into the morning rituals of all the Jersey ladies. What do we learn? They’re just like us! Little Gino Gorga tells his mom boutiques suck, Milania expresses her preference of a Teresa-cooked breakfast, and Dolores stays in bed while her son gets up early for gym training. During all of the hubbub, Teresa explains to her daughters that she can’t walk them to the curb due to her ankle bracelet tracking. Granted, their curb is about a mile from their front door.
Let us all put our tissue boxes (or axes depending on which side you’re on) away after last week’s premiere and the return of the prodigal Housewife, Teresa. Now that her return to the Jersey Housewives fold has been cemented, it seems that Bravo is ready to unleash those opening taglines on us, the hungry viewers. Special nods to new Housewife Siggy “I got a facelift” Flicker for her wonderful choice: “Some people think I’m too much. They’re absolutely right.”
Welcome back to New Jersey, home of the leading ladies of one of Bravo’s East-Coast Housewives iterations. Before moving ahead with season 7, we have to look back…to Danbury Federal Correctional Institution…on Dec. 23, 2015…at 5:40 a.m. “It felt like a bad dream — all of it,” narrates Teresa Giudice. She is, of course, referring to her incarceration. We’re taken down a black-and-white rabbit hole, complete with flashes of the sibling rivalry between the “Skinny Italian” and her foot-loving brother, Joe Gorga.
The leading ladies of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of New Jersey are heading coast to coast in the form of Snapchat filters.
Bravo continues to unveil its summer slate with the first trailer for season 7 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
The obvious draw to this season is the return of Teresa Guidice after her 15-month sentence in prison. Though the legal issues may be over for Giudice, her husband Joe Giudice will begin his 41-month prison sentence at Fort Dix.
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